A new missive from the shifting sands of privacy in the 21st century – Zuckerberg will personally hack your Facebook account, claims valleywag, business insider.

Given how powerful facebook has become, it’s actually remarkable that they proceeded with the expose. Nonetheless, facebook would be wise to avoid an outright confrontation, for they would not want to be tarred as the second tech behemoth to retaliate against unfavorable reporting.